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fake ass fake

A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.
“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.
by Tlsvme October 25, 2020
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up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.
*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."
by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024
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Cock's Ass

Chicken's Anus
Shove that vibrator up the cock's ass
by rondalkb10 October 29, 2023
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ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
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Flying rats ass

by ;) bobby June 28, 2021
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Ass QB

Hey! Is that Parish Metzger? He’s an ass qb.
by BulldogsFB October 8, 2020
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Ass-bobbing

Derived from "eating ass" in reference to tailgating

To describe extreme tailgating
He was ass-bobbing all over 495 last night.
by WintersSnow August 15, 2022
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