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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Ass Bomb

A person on planet Earth whose name is Karly Anne Veith. There's not a lot of those on Earth, but they're very rare because they are ass bombs.
"Yeah, did you hear about the ass bomb I met in the grocery store the other day?"
by Realest Dictionary Around November 10, 2022
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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022
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Gays Asses

DUNZZ AND HIS GAYS ASSES
by Kinerf69420 November 12, 2022
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canoli ass bitch

A large woman that yells all day and think she the shit
Man that bitch keeps yelling she a canoli ass bitch
by Loyal November 13, 2022
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Witches ass

Maybe you go to urban dictionary aka the witches tit site

Nah man that sites worse than a witches tit

Nah it's a Witches ass
by Peeguzzlingwhore November 14, 2022
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Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022
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