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National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!
Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment
by mishter August 29, 2021
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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
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Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.
damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*
by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021
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Dick

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"
by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021
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Dick Slicer

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.
"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."
by DickSlicer August 30, 2021
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Mehsins Dick

Mehsins Dick
by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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