"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019
On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 02, 2022
DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
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Dogtaro:DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMA
by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 08, 2024
Yo',punch my gut!
by DarkMagicPaul96 September 03, 2009
A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.
by FAUBCOK December 12, 2024
your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.
my brother is very weird
by theecho January 31, 2024