National suck dick week

Starts August 7th ends August 14th

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week

by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022

Dick shitter

Annoying, obnoxious, asshole of a person.

I was driving and then this dick shitter cut me off

by Olliedoesiswin August 6, 2022

Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.

A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.

by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022

Leandros Dick

The biggest thing u could imagine

Leandros Dick is stuck in a blender

by Tyler stan June 6, 2022

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids

mathew has a small dick

by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022