my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

My Wives

Two very hot ladies who i want to motorboat all day long.

“Hey look! It’s your wives!”

“My wives?! Gahdaym! The strap is ON!”

by snickerslover69 January 11, 2024

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

My wife

Kalynn koury, #1 girl <3

Oh look it’s kalynn koury, my wife, oh my god

by krystinut March 27, 2022

My wife

My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her

My wife is an angel my wife is so beautiful my wife is home my wife is amazing my wife is gorgeous

by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023