Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.

Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!

by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

Dick-Sleeve

When your friend is acting out of line and you don’t what else to call them.

“Hey dude! Can you just stop being a Dick-Sleeve for once!”

Them: “What is a Dick-Sleeve anyway!!!”

Me: “You! You are! So stop it!”

by Knightbright and Turok May 10, 2021

beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.

Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

dick

the useless part of a mans body that gives them the satisfaction they need

mens dick are so tiny it can't produce one molecule of semen

by sueyourdk July 5, 2022