Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe

"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"

by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 9, 2022

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

National dick sucking day

October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry

National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you

by Holy spirit on god123 October 11, 2022

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

sufficient dick

like a dick that isn't perfect or long enough but'll do

"my dick is sufficient"
"that's a sufficient dick for ya"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

dick and balls

like the deep stuff of a situation, that you really need to go balls deep with and penetrate to find out about.

wow, this shit really is the dick and balls of weed im sof ucking high
roquefort is the dick and balls of cheese

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

Dick

I love dick

Dick Taste good

by Yazrina October 12, 2022