two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

Night-Day Doubleheader

The act of getting oral sex the night before, and the next day by the same partner. Not to be confused with the Bookend or Matching Bookend

Miranda finished off the night-day doubleheader this morning when I stopped by w her coffer

by Rodneylr July 6, 2016

Ask your girlfriend out day

The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date

Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together

Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day

by Fakkabitches November 11, 2020

Ears Day

Happy ears day! (21st jan) Take pics of ur ears and create them as ur whatsaap pfp and have fun confusing people haha! Love from bskskbss 😜

HAPPY NATIONAL EARS DAY PENCHONSW JCKDKSOSS

by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

Krakan day

December 19 is the day of the krakan we will gather in a circle and jump around like the krakan and pull each others nipples

Hey it krakan day *pulls nipple*.

by The krakan June 13, 2021