yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
by That Dude That Knows November 20, 2020
the one and only female person that gave birth to you and suffered horrible pain just so you can live and make fun of her on the internet.lmao
by oneandonlymemelord August 10, 2018
A word that certain subcultures in American society use to describe the mother of ones child. Used in place of just saying "wife" because in certain subcultures of America, it's somehow so common to have multiple children with multiple mothers / fathers that there actually needs to be a word for it.
by GhEtToBlAsTer50000 September 18, 2020
White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both
When your baby mama finally moves on and finds a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.
by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020