Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

sanik speed

Sanic speed is a super fast something.

Person 1#: Damn, he has that sanik speed!

by Tehonanonlicliq March 1, 2017

Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

by Disonere April 25, 2017

Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Ball Speedbag

Getting your ass kicked, beaten, or destroyed in a manner that makes you give up. Especially in games.

Damn Andy, your ball speedbag got used by your girlfriend in that COD match.

by Choco Chocho October 3, 2017

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017