A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
Get the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug. June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
Get the National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans daymug. did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.
The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!
by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010
Get the I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegummug. from the song mood by iann dior, it means: i'm talking me and my friends wear nice suits(slick back), relaxing(kick back),
drinking(gang sippin') alcohol(forties)
drinking(gang sippin') alcohol(forties)
Only thing I need to know is if you wet enough
I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' forties
You keep playin', not another day with you shorty
I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' forties
You keep playin', not another day with you shorty
by je11y January 18, 2022
Get the I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' fortiesmug. 
person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up
person 2: shut the fuck up
by hnnmnhmnmnmbnggfbvcdsffbhjnmmn May 2, 2023
Get the 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicksmug.