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Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022
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Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
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jordan costick

jordan costick is a jew
by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019
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Bailey Jordan

A man that clearly has an abnormally large penis.
Jesus Christ, that man there has a Bailey Jordan.
by BJ Bails November 23, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.

To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!

You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
by my name is jordan June 17, 2022
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jordan

The sexiest on the planet earth and has the 10-inch punisher and already has six females
jordan is sexy
by Jordan the Sexy man May 2, 2019
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