by Meli February 05, 2004
by * November 30, 2004
that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021
David is goat at basketball
by WhiteBoy0963 June 18, 2018
(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004
Hmm, yes. The first 8th grade couple you ask? Joey and Lisette. But don’t get to excited over this too cute for words couple. Rumors have it, at the Saint Thomas Aquinas game on Friday the 5th Lisette was seen walking without guess who? Joey. Not only that, but get this. Joey was seen chatting it up more than a couple of times with long-time bff and 7th grade it girl, Katie Stoudenmire who was with her bffs Lizzie Leja and Haley "Crimms". Looks like little Lisette has some competition.
i'll deffinatly write more about saint davids drama, dont worry.
by !@#$%1234567 February 05, 2009