that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

ginger snatch cookie

the sweet tasty giner of a red-haired hottie

Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?

Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.

by Tryky December 12, 2006

woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.

YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Pure Vanilla Cookie

the best cookie ever he is so hot he could take me from behind and mess me up omg..

pure vanilla cookie hot

by matwrialboyy🤬🤬🥺🥺😘😘 February 2, 2022

chocolate cookie race

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks

"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

by Taintbutter136 August 17, 2016

monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.

Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!

by kerbs July 28, 2006