Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.

I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease

by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 19, 2008

woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

ginger snatch cookie

the sweet tasty giner of a red-haired hottie

Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?

Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.

by Tryky December 09, 2006

chocolate cookie race

Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks

"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.

by Taintbutter136 March 02, 2016

YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.

YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

by ChloeV124 December 18, 2016

Pure Vanilla Cookie

the best cookie ever he is so hot he could take me from behind and mess me up omg..

pure vanilla cookie hot

by matwrialboyy🤬🤬🥺🥺😘😘 February 02, 2022