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Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.
Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.
by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022
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Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.
Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

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by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013
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pees

a word to express a laugh when something is really funny or embarrassing a similar word is lmao
person 1: MY DOG JUST MADE A BACKFLIP

person 2: PEES OMG WHAT
by louisfairylight May 21, 2021
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girl pee

pee from girl
by ILookLikeATurtle June 22, 2025
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International pee day

October 8th is international pee day. Everyone shall wingle they're wieners around while pissing on October 8th
Celebrated every year on October 8th, it's a day dedicated to honoring the simple joy and relief of taking a really satisfying pee.
Example: “Bro, I drank like four energy drinks and held it for two hours. When I finally went, it felt like International Pee Day.”
by VenusSickly July 31, 2025
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rock-pee

(Originated from Jimmy's Brain in the video "7 days stranded in a cave")

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rock's can not pee, that is impossible.
Yo we gotta do something to stop all this rock-pee from dripping on our tents.
by BBEdits August 17, 2024
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