giannis and michael

a love story legend in greek and as so they got married. (common to romeo and juliet)
hey! did you hear the love story about giannis and michael?
by 2010skittlez June 23, 2010
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Michael Price

To whinge, moan and complain unceasingly to prove importance of the relevent issue at hand but not to actually solve the issue or problem, but more so to distract people from the realisation that you are achieving very little.
I Didn't feel like doing too much today so I did a Michael Price.
by boogermandingo June 12, 2014
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Michael Mole

Conversation about Michael Mole between two fans.

-Dude, I wants me some guacaMOLE!
-Well, I wants me some Chewy!
-No way, man. Molezie's got it going on!
-True dat, true dat...
by Chaqueta Marrón September 26, 2006
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Michael Jordan

Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.

Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.

The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.

God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs

Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
by Jajad May 17, 2008
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Michael Phelps

America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
by Hiyousuck February 03, 2009
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Michael Phelps

Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.
"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"

"Yeah."
by .bp. August 20, 2008
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