Kyle

a guy with a giant dong but a skinny body

ayo dawg, we're friends with a Kyle

by gaygay4678 May 2, 2022

kyle

he's so fucking retarded he can't count his own fingers, He has the IQ of a peanut and says he dost have autism but the doctor says differently

thats kyle, OH GOD WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION. I said, its kyle

by kyles dumb May 4, 2022

Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.

"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"

by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022

Dirty Kyle

When you bend over the seat of a piece of shit ‘79 peterbilt 359 setback axle and your boyfriend shoves a can of brake clean up your ass.

“Did you hear? Nick gave Cheeseburger a dirty Kyle?”

by Stoneybonezzzzz May 8, 2022

Kyle McElwee

A good friend. Likes football/soccer. Slight problem is if you see a Wild Kyle... you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, im telling you why... Kyle M is 𝙘𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 on the town. Kyle M is 𝙘𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 on the town. Kyle M is 𝙘𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜....... on the tooowwnnn.

"I want a new Kyle McElwee Toy for christmas!"

by DB409 May 12, 2022

Kyle Palmer

A drink made of one part Monster energy and one part iced tea.

DAMN IT I AM LOSING THIS GAME. GO FETCH ME A KYLE PALMER

by God_Of_Femboys May 12, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is the best fucking person you will EVER MEET. he's so funny and loveable despite him only joking about sex. he has the cutest squishy thighs ever. AND HES SO LITTLE AND COOL. Kyles always get a bad rep from the stereotype that all Kyle just listen to soad and drink monster, but if you ever meet a kyle give him some love (and a monster).

Me: OMG KYLE CAN I PLAY TIC TAC TOE ON UR THIGHS!!!???
Kyle: no wtf

by Ghost/Carrot? October 29, 2022