Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.

Why are all these crackers staring me down?

by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

Gram Cracker

An awesome grandma.

Yes, She is my gram cracker.

by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Cracker

Word used by slaves to name the overseers or owners of them

Your a cracker

by Tmhxdud February 4, 2018

dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024

Peanut butter and crackers

When you put peanut butter on white people

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole

by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021