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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
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Silent Jimmy

A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible
You: "Oh wow, my wife and I had the craziest Silent Jimmy last night"
by Arandomgay June 18, 2025
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Jimmy

Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.
I stunk of shit this morning, I think Jimmy has Wiped his big chinny on me.
by Stagman leo October 10, 2019
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jimmy

jimmy means an act or a people who has the right to flex as being an supreme being whose order is absolute.
i am jimmy
such a jimmy act

only the jimmy's have the right to kiss this beautiful lady
by YMMIJ INFIDULUM October 29, 2021
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cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.
by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a fat cunt.

Girl: I think Jimmy is fit 🔥

Boy: you must be blind then
It’s a name:

Jimmy is a shortened version of James.
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