dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".

I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.

by scary2004 January 26, 2016

DUDE HUGE

An extremely cocky man who thinks he's bigger than he really is. Tends to be abusive and dresses in wife-beaters.

"I just got back from the cafeteria. Some dude huge totally pushed me out of the line".

"Hey look, it's a DUDE HUUUGE!"

by JJunior November 6, 2013

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

dude pls no

When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.

"DUDE PLS NO"

dude pls no rip

Me: Hi i'mma kill u now
Dude: dude pls no

by Doge1298 May 8, 2019

Poppin dudes off

The act of a group of three or more gentlemen ejaculate forcefully into one's nostrils until pressure builds so high that one's ear drum pops off ejecting seman from the ears.

Hey Bro!.... You tryin' to pop some dudes off?!

Last night a few buddies and I went and popped some dudes off.

Yeah you know we poppin dudes off out here!

by Bingsing March 7, 2011

Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash

Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 15, 2021

dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.

"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."

by Jpadg February 22, 2018