road rules

what?

what are road rules?

by Dan August 1, 2003

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Road “O”

Similar to “road head,” but in this case, the driver gives the passenger a handy/orgasm.

Driver to passenger: “Babe, you down for a Road “O” ?

by PantsCoar353 May 18, 2018

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Road rocket

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.

Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.

by CockGrinder69 April 9, 2022

road twerking

Twerking in the middle of a road while cars pass you.

That dude is road twerking.

by SpikeBallCuckooFace November 27, 2019