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a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
by B Man bran December 9, 2007
mugGet the purple headed yogurt slingermug.

purple helmet moon man

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
by iroc camaro March 1, 2009
mugGet the purple helmet moon manmug.

Purple Mountain Majesty

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get
by tyreesha caldwell October 18, 2008
mugGet the Purple Mountain Majestymug.
The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006
mugGet the Purple Headed hammer of justicemug.

purple headed bull whip

bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
by cvrt ops June 23, 2010
mugGet the purple headed bull whipmug.

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