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Purple Cock jacks 

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Purple Cock jacks by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

Purple dank 

That shit bitchπŸ€ͺ
Purple dank by suckmydich March 31, 2020

purple haze 

1.) A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis

2.) An effected caused by consuming LSD. When you take LSD you will see a purple fog, which indicates that you are about to trip.
Hippie 1: "Man, do you already see that purple haze?"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, it's like a fog of purple haze. How much times has passed since we took this shit?
Hippie 1: "About 20 minutes"
Hippie 2: "See you in 12 to 600 hours, safe travels man, i think im tripping balls"
purple haze by AllUpInMyBrain April 11, 2020

purple gang 

The Ballas are a black/Afro-american street gang that are easily identifiable by their purple gang color. The color is thought to denote respect on the streets; but could also be a reference to the ancient Roman upper-class.
Guy1:what team are you in?
Guy2:purple gang

Purple b**ch 

That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately

friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter whatπŸ’œπŸ˜˜.

Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❀

purple suburban 

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.
Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.
purple suburban by CKing89 July 7, 2020