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Noah

Noah is really odd. But in a good way. He makes everyone laugh until their stomach hurts, and makes some particular people put his mic on his pants while lying on the risers, having a stroke.
Becky: Is that Noah?
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.
by Thatweirdbeckygurl November 5, 2018
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Noah

The other name for "Beenie Wowoie."
hey noah!
isnt his name beenie wowoie?
by beeniewowoiefan January 26, 2024
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Noah

This word pretty much describes the coolest guy you know. This guys probably smarter, better looking, better at sports and funnier than you. He's the guy that's always there for you when you need a friend. He doesn't judge you or treat you unfairly. In short, he's better than Chuck Norris.
Man I'm so glad Noah is here today he's just the best friend ever.
by the one who knows all! May 25, 2022
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Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!
by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020
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Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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Noah Gordon

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!
by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022
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Noah Grunfeld

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!
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