Person 1: walks into class
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
Get the Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Masonmug. They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.
by KayWinter December 28, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
Get the Matthew Copelandmug. 
Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. A kinda cool guy, hates school and plays a lot of video games. usually has a pet such as a dog, lizard, or cat.
by fskjgrwiuabfvjoagh August 26, 2017
Get the matthew whittimoremug. SEXY ASS MAN
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
Get the Matthewmug.