Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021

Matthew

A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!

Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute

by MemeBoiiYT Is The Best YTber March 8, 2022

Matthew

Toad

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend

by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022

MATTHEW

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it

Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv

by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022

Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock

Matthew is the best name

by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022