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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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Jacob clarke

Jacob clarke : I have swaz
by Pippalittlewood October 18, 2020
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Ben Jacobs

A crazy awesome person who is uber cool and created the word omega10!!!!!!!! He is sexy and has a huge dick. Doesnt waste himself on ugly chicks. Stares at girls and doesnt deny it. Also very crazy and awesome. Has amazing Bro flow!!!!
"Did you finaly do the tripple back off tommys roof"
"Ya brah i Ben Jacobs It yesterday"
by Johnny777777777 January 11, 2012
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jacob tal

the power to cross borders with his eyes closed. a real lubia
bro your so jacob tal your more jacob tal then me
by yaniballer August 1, 2011
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Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger
That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper
by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023
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Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate
I fucking hate jacob
by whatthegays October 9, 2023
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Jacob i vår klass

Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats
Jacob i vår klass is bad at math and loves having sex whit dogs and cats
by GucciCat1337 October 12, 2023
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