Jacob

He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow

Girl: Jacob was looking hot

by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

Jacob

A future Prime Minister

Jacob will be Prime Minister one day

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024