now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

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Get the now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.mug.

The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave

The killing tree represents a dump sight

by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022

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Get the The killing treemug.

boy killing season

where you date and break as many guys as you can between April 1st and July 31stq

I want boy killing season to start already

by ashenred February 21, 2024

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Get the boy killing seasonmug.

Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!

Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

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