the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

The act of one putting their teeth softly onto another and firmly brush them back and forth across the other.
by Obi-one-kanubby January 24, 2017

When someone is being short in a text conversation giving the other texting party the impression that they are uninterested or simply just boring!
A : “Hey dude what’re you up to today?”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
by wonderfulturtleman June 6, 2022

A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.
If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.
I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"
by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.
James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…
by Ben-JammedyaMum October 15, 2024
