Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.
by Lawman October 17, 2003
Get the woof your cookiesmug. Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?
Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.
Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.
by Tryky December 12, 2006
Get the ginger snatch cookiemug. Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
by Taintbutter136 August 17, 2016
Get the chocolate cookie racemug. by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
Get the YES for a free cookie.mug. by matwrialboyy🤬🤬🥺🥺😘😘 February 2, 2022
Get the Pure Vanilla Cookiemug. An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
by kerbs July 28, 2006
Get the monster cookie pinwheelmug.