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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil
A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted
by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022
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Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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Canadian FootJob

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes
by onori September 24, 2025
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Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025
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Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.
My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.
by Tdotguy September 27, 2025
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