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Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
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Chill date

A boy who just wants to fuck but uses a " chill date" as an excuse to go on a date but also get head
Boy " hey mandy do you wanna go on a date"

Girl " aww how romantic"

Boy " no its not like that its a chill date"

Girl " oh"
by aida.zaki August 5, 2023
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Sehun and chill

This is basically Netflix and chill; but because Sehun will now be on Netflix as an actor; it will be Sehun and chill.
Hey shawty, wanna watch some Netflix?
I'm sorry but it's too early for Sehun and chill. *sad face *
by Hoseokspotato February 28, 2018
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big hommie chilling

Hey where's Mike?
He hasn't gotten out of his house that mf is big hommie chilling
by Bigpapi6936 January 6, 2024
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Biff and chill mate

Biff and chill mate is when you smoke weed and watch Netflix and just chill and feel the vibe.
“You want to Biff an chill mate”
“That Biff and chill mate has got me steaming
by Stayout March 29, 2019
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Morally chill

A discription of someone or something that embodies acceptable or agreeable morality relative to self.
Dang, my college roommate is morally chill.
by Morally chill boiiii May 29, 2018
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Chilled Kona

Got bored so I added my user to the urban dictionary...hi
Look, a wild chilled kona has appeared.
by Chilled Kona September 8, 2021
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