anal bulimia

When food is so dirty, so greasy, so indigestion-inducing, that most of it along with the calories its loaded with, goes right through your system undigested. Mathematically related to its close cousin in economic theory, Giffen goods.

"Girlfriend, I can straight up eat buckets of KFC for and not pack on any pounds. That dirty bird flies right through me without making any stops until it gets to its porcelain watering hole. For real. It's like I got anal bulimia."

by Ballzinyerface November 20, 2018

Anal Cubing

The act of firing Cubes out of your Ass to Seduce your bitch.

Tim: hey,why weren't you in the gym yesterday?
Bob: i was Anal cubing with my girfriend,man...

by Gumballamiyumi September 5, 2012

Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

anal nova

The result of entirely too much drunken Taco Bell.

Oh man...I'm never going out for drinks with you again. I woke up with some serious anal nova this morning.

by makeandmodel June 18, 2014

anal-crevis

N:Crack like area found on the ass of most people.

N:A person who is always doing a half-assed job and always brings up the rear in a situation.

"I got my boxer wedged right up my anal-crevis."

"The lawn looks like shit Joey your such an anal-crevis!"

by Jeff "Juggalo_X" Jiggens January 22, 2004

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

anal error

Anal error is a condition caused by hardcore anal sex or its a condition you can be born with.
This condition causes the asshole to widen to the extreme ,causing cold air to pass into your intestines.
This condition is most common amongst homosexual people.

Oh man i had anal sex yesterday and now i have anal error.I regret asking for harder

by Kaopycks April 21, 2022