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Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
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When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.
I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order
by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025
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Alabama Popcicle

While having intercouse when a woman is on her menstrual cycle the man/woman pulls the bloody penis out of the vagina and the woman begins oral sex.

This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.
Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.

Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.
by Jeb_bronson_633 August 1, 2025
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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Alabama Tissue Box

The art of Urinating, Ejaculating, And then Defecating into an amazon box that is large enough to fit in an entire human, And then jumping in for a swim.
Charles : Yo i did an alabama tissue box last night!
Liam : what the fuck bro
by biorokky August 30, 2025
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Alabama Clanker

AI for White Nationalists. Derived from the song “Alabama Nigger” by the late Johnny Rebel, who served as pivotal figure in the White Supremacy Movement in the 1960s.
Alabama Clanker is much more uncensored than Venice AI. It can generate information that is often times racist and political incorrect (and inaccurate like many AI chatbots). It can generate information denying the Holocaust, slavery, and segregation.
by kinghiroichi1 September 8, 2025
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