Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021

my balls

my balls

my balls

by TehTardNugget August 6, 2022

fo shizzle my nizzo

"For sure, my ni**er."
"Definitely, my good friend."

"Y'all headin' ta Tre's BBQ?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo, that shit's gonna be off the heezy fo sheezy."

by Whitey September 15, 2003

you have my word

When somebody steals your office 365 account.

Guy: HEY YOU HAVE MY WORD!

by hey i did something productive February 15, 2021

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Hellstrom> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Hellstrom> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Hellstrom> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025