Dirty Nemo

When you finish your shit and don't wipe, fill up the bathtub, put clown fish in there, and after that you stick only your ass in the bathtub so that they clean the shit for you.

Jamal: Yo Tyrone I just took the fattest shit and did a dirty Nemo that shit felt bussin on God on God

Tyrone: SHEEEEEEEESH

by Whentheimpostorissus:) November 4, 2021

dirty jäger

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.

That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

Dirty Cesarie

The act of shitting into a cup, eating it und then vomitting onto the boys dick. After this is done she starts begging for his cum.
She is an innocent little girl, probably with eating problems. Bit deep inside she wants to be a slut

Bro that bitch did the dirty cesarie on me last night. She is a freak....

by Loyalty craver May 8, 2020

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

Dirty Lazlo

A Dirty Lazlo is an act of orally cleaning dick cheese from under the folds of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, you ever stuck your dick in a golf ball cleaner?

Friend 2: i don’t have a sick circ like you, homie. Too many folds. But it’s okay! Becky gave me a Dirty Lazlo last night

by Donsense September 9, 2021

dirty brynna

When all your eyelashes fall off from the rank ass smell of your obese uncles pickle.

His ballsack smelled so bad of old milk, he completely pulled a dirty brynna on me .

by Homiehopper3000 July 11, 2023

Dirty Kenai

They process, of which the female partner excretes breast milk, from her breast into a cup/container. After doing so, the male proceeds to very aggressively, analy fist the female, until her asshole is at least, constantly 2'' wide in diameter. Once the ass is prepped, the breast milk is poured into her rectum via a funnel, followed by rough anal sex, that churns said milk into butter, which can then be used on toast, or other foods.

Male:"Babe! We're low on butter, might have to pull a dirty kenai...''
Female:"again dear?"

by TonerWithABigBoner November 18, 2025