Turtle

To stop talking; close up; retreat.

I always turtle whenever I'm around my crush.

by PyroGladiator July 11, 2019

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

Awkward Turtle

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

turtle

a whore who eats Asian pussy

yo that dude is a turtle he a cunt

by gamer amn123 June 10, 2021

drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022