birthday shit

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.

by x-man182 June 19, 2011

Legit for Shit

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.

1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!

by footnote58 October 24, 2010

kick this shit

To get going, start things up. To begin a task that you are going to make awesome, rock, and totally pwn those n00bs.

"Ready to go?"
"Hells yeah, let's kick this shit."

by K16 June 1, 2006

fat shits

big explosive shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!

by fe"male" August 2, 2008

Shit storm

A seemingly endless series of unlucky events, or negative occurrences.

Bob seems irregularly upset today. Must be from that shit storm he's stuck in.

by CnoMoney July 4, 2011

Shit Cunt

A cunt who is also shit

Paul, what a shit cunt

by centrelink October 7, 2010

drunk shit

A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal

Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.

by Nat0069 April 22, 2008