Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

Crack Head

A dumbass who is exited and energetic on Monday mornings, only explanation; he's on crack. Yet despite this he has the hair of a god.

Hey, my friend over there is a real crack Head, despite our test today.

by Bitchjuk June 20, 2017

Crack Fit

When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.

Yo Nintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.

by u_no_u November 17, 2017

talking crack

when your mom knows your on crack by the way you are talking.

Bobby are you on crack again stop talking crack like that.

by crack it up February 17, 2017

Crack Chicken

In New Jersey, there is a chain restaurant called Ambassadors that makes chicken so good it is addictive like crack.

Oh snap, I know it's a party now cus' we got that crack chicken!

by MarzBeats September 21, 2016

Typo Crack

Making god awful spelling errors whilst typing.

During an instant message argument between Frank and Jenny, they were both so upset that the exchange of each word looked like they were both on typo crack.

by Ron Sin - Second Life September 24, 2012

inner crack

because it's gotta be some goood inner crack for Steve Jobs to have put up that much, for that long, to the end...

"Find your Inner Crack"

by deezzer October 6, 2011