When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 2, 2022
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"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"
by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022
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by brushnz February 4, 2022
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