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ham curtains

Vaginals flaps
I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits
by Hammy007 November 3, 2015
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[ham]

by Chris Towsnend January 10, 2009
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HAM

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
A damn pig waiting for more mud to run and slide in a mafuggin H.A.M.

In two words a H.A.M. Is a lame and/or a hoe ass motherfucker

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER May 11, 2024
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Ham

(v) to go crazy at a party after a long sober period. To go ham.
Look at them Vanderbrowns going ham.
by robbieb March 1, 2014
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Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.
by Nellyburger March 30, 2023
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bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings
darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad
by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020
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Hiden the ham

A mah lut lo, or a guy who has extremely small eyes or dick.
When I do sex with him, my pussy couldn't feel a thing.He is Hiden the ham!
by zerothebot June 15, 2024
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