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The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018
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Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.
Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra
by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019
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Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.
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Kill a spider

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020
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best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.
by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020
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Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute
Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?
by Junk lung February 22, 2021
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Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021
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