Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

Panda Smoke

fearless rbg leader in the world of warcraft. known for his aggro disc priest game play and mind controlling other priests domes.

panda smoke doing big dam, pi dark arc, mind games

by psmokefan December 14, 2023

Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

La de smoke

the meaning is basically when you try to cheat your professor in a presentation with something that you didn't do it.

I was in the school with a maths exam, and I do it La de Smoke to approve.
When you use autotune for make millions, you are doing La de Smoke to be rich.

by BigSmokeLadeSmoke May 9, 2019

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022