DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021

Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

john the one

SO SO SO SO SO SO GAY GUYS FROM GANG his like peni$ and kiss jnck and gay

by tom

john the one gay

by jimbo bob32 June 6, 2019

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017