Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018
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Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.
He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em
by black individual March 12, 2024
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Noah stokes

Also known as creature, crack and pee girl. The act of being too intoxicated and letting the worst side of you out. There is no limit to what or who you will pee on.
“Bro I brought this girl home last night and see Noah stokes me”
by Peegirl9000 October 12, 2019
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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
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Noah Kline

Has a toe fetish...
I think brad has a Noah Kline...
by EatPeePees November 16, 2020
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Noah MacPhee

The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet
Girl: I want to fuck Noah MacPhee

Girl 2 : ya no shit
by Noah MacPhee January 06, 2020
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Noah Hebbard

Thiccer than clayton mcneil And always slays poon
'what that guy is such a noah hebbard'
by fack boi June 03, 2019
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