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Yes Queen Noah
by RedOOFyt December 4, 2019
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And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?
Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Noah

Noah is a caring, loyal and trustworthy boyfriend to have. He will look after you and support you through any tough stage of ur life. He tends to be really hot and good at rugby, if you ever manage to pull a noah you’re very lucky cuz he’s a keeper. His type is usually small, blonde and feisty❤️
God I love noah he’s just perfect
by Shister James April 21, 2019
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KEVINS ARE THE WORST TO ALL NOAH’S. He tends to be to to everyone except Kevin. When Kevin makes beans Noah hates it because Kevin always drops them. Basically Kevin’s are bad and Noah’s are better
Kevin has small dick energy compared to Noah
by Not Noah lol April 28, 2020
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Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"
Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.
by Kickasso April 14, 2021
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Goofy Ahh Noah

Dirty kid who loves sex, loves being gay, loves ballsacks, and is racist as hell. They make racist jokes and say they aren’t racist.
Person 1: “Bro you are such a Goofy Ahh Noah.”
Person 2: “I don’t make racist jokes, the jokes i make are not racist!”
by therockisdaddy November 9, 2022
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Noah

Noah, this is for you especially. Girls go crazy for Noah. Noah is humorous, kind, entertaining, hardworking, and very good looking. Noah is loved by so much and if you know a Noah, never let go of them because they are so very special. Noah is amazing, fun, and has the best personality. Noah is one of the greatest dudes you could find as a fantastic significant other, caring brother, sweet brother, and just a charming friend you might accidentally fall for. Not to mention his politeness. He could be the one for you, never leave this dude. He may act immature sometimes but he is mature just as much as a 43 year old man. The dude is strong to go through anything mentally and physically. He's too talented for you to understand if you were to ever trash him. He could be wise, calming, and so helpful. To some it all up, just never let go to somebody named Noah. You'll regret it. For. Ever.
"Noah how do you get so many girls on your back and yet still only like one?"

"Noah, you have such beautiful eyes and gorgeous curls, it's crazy."

"Noah, baby, I love you so damn much."

"Noah, you're gonna be okay. I promise."
by dylan :3 January 29, 2020
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