Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

Mike

A fucking weapon of a bloke, takes a good shot on a camera and knows how to do a cheeky option during a work out to get hime out of the real work.

Mike rocked up to gym late then half assed his workout

by Dixon ormas July 7, 2021

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019