Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

pink cream puff

A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out

Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff

by Thebigdude May 15, 2011

Pink Sock Dock

When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.

I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock

by CDM84 April 14, 2021

Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

tickling the pink wizard

A slang term that means to make love.

Mom: Son, let's talk about the birds and the bees.

Son: Oh, you mean tickling the pink wizard?

by easa the iguana March 26, 2013

Official Pink Petals

Official Pink Petals

Official Pink Petals

by Taenun April 5, 2022

pink valley of seduction

Used to describe the female genetalia or vagina

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007