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designated goat

Yo bro have you seen the designated goat?
by apricher June 11, 2022
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Billy Goat

When a man sticks his shaft and balls between his legs while jumping around and making goat noises there for making this the billy goat.
In the shower, Jim performed the billy goat to his teammates therefore making him the goat.
by WillyWanka69 December 6, 2022
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Goated

The act of being G.O.A.T.E.D: Greatest Of All Time Every Day!
'You are Goated bro'
by YTDEZZA December 3, 2019
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009
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Emiliano The Goat

A silly goober type who often enjoys making content on social media platforms such as YouTube.

Often characterized as silly, goofy, or illegal.
“And what is this” “A border hopper 😔”
“Would NOT wanna make Emiliano The Goat angry.”
by Textbook 11 December 7, 2023
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baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.
Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.
by Todd33 May 19, 2024
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
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