Foot face

A fat, ugly woman

You foot face!

That’s a slur

by May 17, 2025

foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.

I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Coloured Foot

Coloured Feet are generally smelly.

I think I can smell that Coloured Foot from here.

by Allan Sun June 14, 2011

Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground

Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!

by east.68 December 09, 2023

Moot Like Foot

Meet Like Feet

Person 1: "Moot Like Foot"
Person 2: "Meet Like Feet"

by Bryce Wagner October 19, 2022

Shitty foot

When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.

OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.

by ShittyFoor October 09, 2023

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011