depression

Something your parents gave you for your homework

Parents: Here, I'm gonna yell at you since you didn't do your homework and give you depression, so chop chop on that homework!

by manga_llamag!rl April 19, 2020

depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.

person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?

by bondfirr May 12, 2021

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Depression

Depression
1.Something all freshman girls have.
2.Wanting to commit self oof
3.Being sad

1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.

3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy

by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019

caleb depression

The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling

These tiktoks of Caleb are giving me caleb depression

by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021

Depression

Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!

5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION

by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019

Halloween depression

Day after Halloween in which you are extremely sad because you did nothing on Halloween, you didn't wear a costume or watch a movie or go to a party so you feel like you wasted one of the best days of the year.

Friend on November 1: Why are you so sad?
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression

by Tsukkii November 1, 2019